/// Thursday, October 25, 2001 ///

11:48 p.m.

Yeah... I think I'm basically done with the whole blog shindig... Neal just doesn't have the time anymore. I'm sad to be leaving all of you, but I'll be dropping by your blogs to say hello every once in a while. Sorry kids... but getting good grades and making money are higher on my list of priorities than blogging... oh well...

Well folks... I'll be seein' ya!

/// Tuesday, October 16, 2001 ///

11:26 p.m.

Neal be a busy boy.

Yeah, I just started my job this week, and I'll be working between 15 to 20 hours a week, which is rad because I am FREAKING BROKE. So now between school, homework, my job, and visiting my girlfriend every chance I get, I unfortunately won't be having a whole lot of time for blogging. But I will try my best to blog whenever possible.

Don't worry kids, I'll be back from time to time. Take care, and be strong...

/// Wednesday, October 10, 2001 ///

12:05 p.m.

What's this? A second post in one week?? WOW!!

I finally got some search engine referrals:
"darkside mature f**k" - That's some crazy whacked out Darth Vader kink right there...
"Humorous self inflicting comments" - does that mean I make fun of myself?
"i am really bored" - yeah, me too buddy
"i am freaking bored" - well, that probably explains why you came to my site
"i am severely bored" - ok, what's the freaking deal with all these bored people? It's starting to piss me off...

Yeah, so the search engine referrals aren't that great, so what, it's only my first bunch.

Dude, I'm so happy for Danny, and I'm even happier that he found a nice clean young lady that makes him not want to smoke and cut down on drinking. Ladies certainly do have that affect. I mean hey, my girlfriend is so great that I gave up my coke/acid/heroine/dope addiction for her. Now THAT'S love ladies and gentlemen.

Matt's gay and posts less than I do. What a lamer.

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate going to a Junior College? Because I hate it. I never considered anyone in this world to be inferior to me until (notice the spelling Danny) I came here. Now, the entire student population at this pathetic excuse for an educative environment is not completely incompetent, but the majority certainly is. I refuse to mingle with these cretens... Their cliques and posses and groups and the such are so very below me. Yes, they are QUITE low brow. I should take charge over these feeble minded fools and turn them into my zombie minded minions and use them to take over the Middle East. They could invade Afghanistan and eat the brains of whomever they come across. And since they would be zombies, they would be impervious to any modern technological weapons. Oh... that reminds me...

I saw a rather humorous bumper sticker referring to the Middle East. It said: "Turn it to glass and take their gas."
Hahahahaha... boy howdy thats humorous!

Anyways... I guess I'll go do something "productive," like eat lunch or something. Alright kids, I'll catch you all on the flip side!

/// Tuesday, October 9, 2001 ///

11:22 a.m.

Ah ha! I'm back!

But unfortunately, it won't be for long. Bad news is that my posts will continue to be few and far between, but the good news is that I GOT A JOB! Ha! Screw you unemployment! Yeah, I got a job working for one of the local city park and rec facilities. That means I get paid to screw around with little kids. Freaking rad. The pay ain't too great though... it's $7.77 an hour... compare that to the $12.00 I was making over the summer... yeah, I've taken quite a pay cut. But hey, it's not my fault that finding a decent paying part-time job with flexible hours is nearly impossible. And I sure as heck was NOT going to work retail or in a restaurant. Anyways...

Hey, hey, hey... looks like Daniel's got himself a lady friend! Way to go stud muffin! Danny's my boy, Ockama Sockama. Hope everything works out well for you two. Hey, who knows... maybe she won't like you smoking and drinking so much and makes you quit (or cut down atleast). Well, I can hope can't I??? Having problems with the word 'until?' Hahahahaha... freaking engineers... they are perhaps the smartest bunch of people on the planet, but somehow they can never get a decent grasp of the English language.

I wonder if anybody will even read this post... Oh well. Ok, well I promise to make a slight attempt at making more frequent posts... but that's it... no guarantees.

Peace be to all yous.

/// Monday, October 1, 2001 ///

04:45 p.m.

Hmm... I haven't blogged for quite awhile, and I really think I've lost interest in the whole blogging every day shin-dig... I dunno... we'll see...

Here's what I was thinkin to myself today:

"Self... you have no job, you have no money, you don't spend much time studying because your classes are butthole easy, you constanly sit at home being bored and spending way too much time on the internet, and you have no freaking job!!! Furthermore... what precisely is the purpose of this blog? You need to get off your lazy butt, get a job, and quit spending so much time loafing around like such a pathetic scoop. So get a job you freaking bum!!!"

So yeah, I think I'm going to take that advice and thoroughly cut down on the amount of blogging I do. I'm sorry if this saddens all 4 people who read these pointless posts, but Neal has to get his act together. I'll be back from time to time, and I'll try to post atleast once a week (probably on Mondays). So kids, I'll catch all y'alls later...

Oh, one more thing: I'm not bi or gay. (But why is Danny so concerned with my sexuality? It really seems to be on his mind quite often...)

/// Tuesday, September 25, 2001 ///

02:26 a.m.

Dang, I crack me up... I'm writing my paper (yeah, it's 0230 hours) on the Walker Evans photo exhibit I went to go see, and its rather funny. Maybe it's because the exhibit sucked, and because I'm writing this in the wee hours of the morning... but alls I know is that this paper is pretty funny. Here's an excerpt:

My biggest complaint of the exhibit was the layout. I went to the Getty to see photographs taken by Walker Evans. I did not go to the Getty to see a plethora of half-decent photographs taken by some struggling bum half-wit HIV ridden faggot from San Francisco.

Ha ha ha ha... wooo... yeah, I'm not going to leave that in the final draft... especially because my teacher is gay.

/// Monday, September 24, 2001 ///

11:58 p.m.

WARNING! READ DISCLAIMER AT RIGHT OF PAGE!!

Alright kids, I gotta make this quick because it's midnight andI have a paper to write that's due tomorrow... (too lazy and too jerky to link my friends...)

Danny, that was seriously some of the funniest crap I have read in a long time. Matt, you're falling behind, Danny is in the lead. But of course, I am going to have to clear up some obvious confusion:

I'm not bisexual. That was a phase... I swear. And I don't ever remember beating people up for "fun." All I remember is getting pissed off all the time, fighting with my friends, and constantly TRYING to get people to fight me for fun. But yeah, I guess I did fight for money... but that is all behind me now... Unless Matt or someone else wants to box of course!! That's right wusser... go cower in your corner!! Rubbing myself while watching people sleep? Dude... let's think about this... The only person I would have access to to watch sleeping would have been Clarence... and let's face it, he is NOT the type of person I would want to be looking at or thinking about while "rubbing myself in an inappropriate manner." 8 hours a day for 2 weeks, not 3 weeks you freaking idiot. Dude, how could you be so blatantly stupid?? It was obviously 2 weeks! Your mom is NOT sexy Danny. She's actually rather skanky and hideous. But as for Matt's mom... don't you dare say things like that about her ever again! She is a kind kind lady and never did anything to warrant such abuse! But boy is she hot... I'm not bisexual!

There, I hope I was able to clear some things up. And I certainly hope no one takes me seriously. Crap I need to do my homework...

Oh, as you all may see I finally archived my stuff. Yay for Neal. PEACE OUTTIES.

/// Monday, September 24, 2001 ///

05:55 p.m.

Profane Babbling
e-Rant
Psychosomatic Symptoms
Vituperation
XVII
4 Glass Walls
acidSPIT
Symphonic Scribblings

Alias: Cheese
Name: Neal
Contact: Email
Age: 20
Born and raised: Southern CA
Ethnicity: Italian, Puerto Rican, Native American, Scottish, French, British. Yeah, I'm a mut.
Occupation: Bum/College Student
Major: Criminal Justice
University I Got Booted From: Cal Poly University, SLO
College I Now Attend: Moorpark College
Aspiration: To be a true hero of our generation
Hobbies: getting injured (unintentionally of course)
Please: Buy me stuff
Television: Jackass, The Critic, The Simpsons, UCB, Whose Line is it Anyway, and any show that involves Matt's mom and peanut butter!
Movies: se7en, Fight Club, Snatch, 12 Monkeys, Braveheart, The Patriot, Gladiator, The Empire Strikes Back, Aliens, The Godfather (parts I and II, but not III), The Matrix, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Bands: Pennywise, Unwritten Law, Dogwood, Hangnail, AFI, Weezer
Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Escaflowne, Evangelion, Samuri X, Lodoss War, Akira
Video Games: Counterstrike, FFIX, FFVII (dang, I still gotta finish that), Zelda (the original, and Ocarina of Time), Metal Gear Solid, Diablo, Tony Hawk (1 and 2)
Known Gang Affiliations: Ten-ya Crew and The Mormon Mafia (honorary member)
Hates: white trash, bad grammar, and Matt's Dad
Loves: talking in the third person, hand to hand combat, and ellipses
Alcohol: is for big fat stupid dumby-heads
Fav. Drug: natural adrenaline
One hot Broad: Matt's mom
Words: Dude, score, freaking, totally, awesome, sweet, rad, definitely, wusser, bud, crap, weak, lame, suck(s)(ed)(y), stoked, scoop, classic, basically, dang, heck yeah
I am: Van Fanel, Solid Snake, Spike Spiegel, Obi Wan Kenobi, Tyler Durden, the T1000, Rurouni Kenshin, Bruce Lee
Proud of: Clocking 79 hours on FFIX in less than 2 weeks
Ashamed of: (see previous entry)
Names people have called me: Nil, A.D.D. Boy, Welfare Boy, Sloth Boy, Lover Boy, jerk, sexy mongrel (thank you Matt's mom), and many other various obscenities
Hitlist: Adam Corolla, Howard Stern, Jeff Manson, Chuck the Security Guard, Jar Jar Binks, The 3 dipwad RAs from Tenaya (Rob, Chris, and Becka), Steve (the beer guy), and that guy that tried to pick a fight with me at Pacific Sunwear

Personality / Guardian
Color / Blue
Flavor / Blueberry
Aura / Crimson
X / Sheishirou (heck yeah)
Mecha / Escaflowne
Evangelion / Kaji (the only Eva character without major psychological problems...awesome)
Cowboy Bebop / Spike
Escaflowne / Allen (but if I change the hair color to dark, I'm more like Van. So let's pretend I have black hair again)
Purity / 67% pure
Bastard / 37% bastard
Gay / 16% gay
ADHD: Positive (test taken in a clinical setting)

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